- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

how do you win a game try your best

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

The WPGA tour

Jovan

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Sarah Palin.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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