- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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