- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

kieran is a homosexual

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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