- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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