whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

haha black people :D

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Where's my baby??

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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