Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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hi charles lattuca III

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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seek beauty

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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poo

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Rush Limbaugh

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Donald Trump

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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