- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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