Hello.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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your mum

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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