- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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