- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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