- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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