Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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