- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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