- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

William wright is Gay

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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