- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

My dad

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

The GOV and the WHO?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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