Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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