Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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I am quite mature.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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