A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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