Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Anti Joke

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