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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's 1+1? 69.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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