- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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