- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

a chinese man pays the full price

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

if got a joke if fogot it

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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