Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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