- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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