How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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