Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

You idiot thats 9 letters

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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