Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

my egg roll

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Pickles are powerful

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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