- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I love pissing people off :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Please don't shoot me

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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