- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

u know whats a crime? rape

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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