- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

whats long and black? a baton

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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