What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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a man was shot.... he died

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Penis

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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