A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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