Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Tall asians

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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