A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Neither did she.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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