What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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