A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

sucks Syntax...

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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