- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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