whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

women's rights

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

ur mum

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Women's rights.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Anti Joke

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