Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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