A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Justin with a hat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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