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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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