- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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