- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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