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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what do you call a black guy african american

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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