Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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salad days!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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lol

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Your mam is so fat.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Anti Joke

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