Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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YOU

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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