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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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