- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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