- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Duck walks into a bar.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How high is the sky? True or False

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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