- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A lot eh?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is 9+10? 19

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

The Princess is in another castle

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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