- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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