In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Poop.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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