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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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