- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out