- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

the economy.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

The cream, it is coming

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Poop

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you make the general public confused? ...

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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