Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...