1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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