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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

I have an idea! You leave.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.