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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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