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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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