- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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