What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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