- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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