What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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