- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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