a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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