- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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