- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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