- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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