- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse than this That :(

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

[Set up] [No punch line]

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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