Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

knock knock? come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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