- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

woman's rights

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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