What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Caramel Boing.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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