- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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