What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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