Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

The Oakland Raiders

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Women's rights

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

karn chevalier

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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