- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Psychics.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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