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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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