Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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