Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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