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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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