- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Asian women drivers...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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