- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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