You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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