- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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