- Anti Joke

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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