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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Click here to end the world.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is 3+3= 8

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Your mom is so old she died

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

pull my finger (farts)

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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