- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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