Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights.

Anti Joke

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