whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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