- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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