- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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