- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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