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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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