What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

That is so fetch

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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