- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Chlamydia

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

a skinny sumo wrestler

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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