- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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