- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

DEATH.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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