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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What comes after 69? 70

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

a man checks his mypsace

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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