So a baby seal walks into a club.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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