- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

binladin walks into the american seals

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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