- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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