- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

there once was a frog with no leggs

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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